She loved to jump on her bed. She jumped on her bed for so many years that one...– Grandma Schell, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer (via nubivagantmusings)
A Computer Programmer's Wife Asks Him to Go To The...
passius: A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, “Would you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk? And if they have eggs, get six.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had eggs.”
I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the...– Martin Luther King Jr. (via memegan)